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08:02am 12/07/2009
  LiveJournal, it seems I've left you behind, but I wanted to let you know that you're 80,000 times better than any of the current social-networking trends.  
     

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Paranoia!   
01:33am 17/01/2009
  Maybe I watch too much CSI, I'm not sure why. I ain't that paranoid. But when I get into my car late at night, and the parking lot is empty, and I'm all alone... sometimes I worry there's a guy underneath my car with a knife. So I stand a few extra inches away from my door when I open it, so he can't go for my ankles, and then I practically jump into my seat. After that, I peel out as fast as possible, still worrying that the predator might shove a knife up my ass through the seat.

How about you. What are some of your irrational fears, that maybe lead to... some weird habits?
 
     

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01:13am 05/01/2009
 
mood: super
music: "Dejame Solo," Catholic Discipline
I'm 24!

I haven't forgotten you, LJ, I just be busy.

Happy new year, all. Time to go on the South Beach Diet, wear Nicotine patches, and totally change your life! If you wait until the 10th, the magical "new year" buzz will wear off, so go, git!

Oh, and lol: Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
 
     

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02:16am 03/12/2008
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid

There is some mermaid out there that is going to be very annoyed at my edit. I'm going to make it my homepage so I can keep changing it back.
 
     

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06:57pm 25/11/2008
  This week has sucked major donkey balls.  
     

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11:38am 04/11/2008
  I am bizarrely nervous about today and have decided to start drinking early. Here are my "take a drink" terms/phrases:

One sip: socialis[t/m], grandmother.
Two sips: Joe the Plumber, Reverend Wright.
One big gulp: voter fraud, disenfranchised.
Two big gulps: assassinate, Founding Fathers.
Half a bottle: 'nucular.'
Whole bottle: vagina, penis.

Edit, 12:12am: I haven't watched this much network news since 9/11.

I am very happy Obama has won. His acceptance speech is so humble but powerful at the same time.
 
     

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GUESS WHO'S COMING TO YOUR TOWN?!   
01:04pm 31/10/2008
 
 
     

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"EXPOSING OBAMA’S DECEPTION MAY BE THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT DEMOCRACY"   
09:41am 22/10/2008
  An Examination of Obama’s Use of Hidden Hypnosis Techniques in His Speeches

This is really long, but just browse it. It's recockulous.

"Obama is not just using subliminal messages, but textbook covert hypnosis and neuro-linguistic programming techniques on audiences that are intentionally designed to sideline rational judgment and implant subconscious commands to think he is wonderful and elect him President."

"Almost nobody realizes what Obama is doing. These techniques are nearly impossible for an untrained person to detect."

And I have pharyngitis. It blows.
 
     

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Check out my ride... and stop the war! Don't know what it's for!   
06:54am 20/10/2008
 

You must watch this video past 3:10. That's when it gets righteous.
 
     

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A poll for my maties   
10:16am 15/10/2008
 
music: Queens of Japan
1. Would you feel safer on the road with a
a) tired driver,
b) drunk driver,
c) stoned driver,
d) texting driver, or
e) new driver?

2. What are three online news sources that you check regularly?

3. What is the best song or album you've heard all year? (It doesn't have to be new.)

4. What is one online trend you haven't fallen prey to? (re: MySpace, shorthand English)

5. Are you emotionally moved by the Raining McCain video? (Have you seen it in Slayer style yet?)

6. Do you think there should be eligibility requirements for voters, other than age?

7. Would you rather play chess, Zelda, D&D or Dream Phone?

8. Do you think Paris Hilton is hot?

9. School is...

10. One thing you should be doing now instead of this?
 
     

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Before I went to bed, I was thinking about how much abortion rules...   
07:14am 13/10/2008
  Okay. Weird dream. It was WW3-- but men versus women. By the time I woke up, it seemed as though the women were winning.  
     

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Capricorns and the debate (no correlation, just two exciting posts in one)   
02:54am 27/09/2008
  If you are feeling a bit stuck in a rut in your life right now, this is a wonderful day to figure your way out of it! Not only is it a good detail planning day for you, it's a day full of inspiration and odd ideas that will make you think...... You're no longer tied to the tried and true methods, because tried and true usually discourages anything exciting.

This could apply to anybody, on any day, but it is pretty damn fitting in my case.

I took fourteen pages of notes on the debate! I like both candidates, honestly. I prefer one of them for president, but I like both men.

And I love television news. I love how they devote most of their air time to reporting the news, rather than blabbing on and on about their special opinions.

God, I wish those bombastic morons would just shut the fuck up and give us the fucking news. People don't need to be spoonfed their own conclusions.
 
     

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06:15am 25/09/2008
  My parents have decided to stop paying for school after this semester. Probably a wise choice on their part. But this does mean I may never finish school. Without structure, I... try to chase tornadoes, and stuff.  
     

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09:21pm 05/09/2008
  I may, in time, kill my mom.  
     

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01:34am 30/08/2008
 
 
     

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why. why?   
05:18pm 19/08/2008
 
 
     

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04:18am 10/08/2008
  How Plastic Surgery Can Give an Older Woman the Face of a Baby  
     

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Things that make you go "hmmm"   
10:20am 06/08/2008
 
mood: shiny
I present to you guys a sexy, sparkling acoustic jam that will leave you wondering, "What??":

"Shiny Vagina (In My Face)"
 
     

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While I was Wiki-ing.   
11:22am 28/07/2008
 
[British historian Arnold J. Toynbee] argues that the breakdown of civilizations is not caused by loss of control over the environment, over the human environment, or attacks from outside. Rather, it comes from the deterioration of the "Creative Minority," which eventually ceases to be creative and degenerates into merely a "Dominant Minority" (who forces the majority to obey without meriting obedience). He argues that creative minorities deteriorate due to a worship of their "former self," by which they become prideful, and fail to adequately address the next challenge they face. link


That. Sounds familiar.
 
     

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Who's a bad ass?   
09:02am 27/07/2008
  Just so you guys know, I quit my job and play poker now. I make $20-$50/hour, and even better, I choose my own hours. I rarely feel like I'm gambling, though technically, I guess I am. I play the people first, my cards and the odds second. I laugh a little on the inside when other players tell me they wish they had my luck.

Summer is cool, and I'm excited for school this fall. I am, in general, feeling pretty alright. Been playing a lot of guitar, and singing here and there, and getting good feedback.

The one thing I want to do, before school starts back up again, is memorize the map of the world, and know at least a little bit about every country. Good goal, I say. Not too bold, is it?
 
     

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